I Hate April Fools, But This Takes the Cake
Here you will find a marvelous story written about the inability of DC residents to easily access cupcakes. It has a fantastic map. Best line: “Activists concerned with public health have recently made such "food deserts" a social justice issue.”
Maybe even funnier than the article, is commenters on the site are confused as to whether it’s real or not. Tremendous.
“Self,” I’d say, “Read this article. Going to grad-school will make this article the highlight of your day at some point in the future. I have had real discussion, with real people even, about topics not so dissimilar from this. And they were heated.”
Then, I will watch myself tremble. Because it is bitter. And because it is my heart.